The administration assures us that the only thing preventing a smooth and successful implementation of Obamacare is excessive demand for the product.
There is an obvious solution in which everyone can participate: Simply quit trying to get on with the expectation that it will work. Log off and go back to whatever you were doing. After all, in 2 months the rules will be changed and you'll likely have to start all over again anyway.
The government has plenty of server space to run the program, assuming that the software is actually ready to run, it's just that all the servers are currently in use by the NSA storing your browser history and all those cute cat videos and midget leather porn sites need to be carefully scrutinized to prevent another 2012 electoral disaster.