I just found out that downtown Denver is getting a supplementary set of traffic lights specifically for bicycles. Just what the beleaguered downtown driver needs is another distracting set of instructions to try to follow while navigating a decidedly traffic-hostile environment. Bicycleists are a bunch of spandex-wearing scofflaw hooligans. Run them down if you get a chance.
Yes I ride one too, but I don't wear spandex. I also try to stay off the streets.
In a remotely related circumstance, here's a phone message covering a red-light accident. You got to root for the little old ladies in this one. Hilarious.