Friday, March 29, 2013

War Planning

Here is a collection of photos showing Lil Kim signing war plans with a map of the world behind him showing attack vectors on Hawaii, L.A., Austin, and Washington.

The Norks usually do this sort of thing in hopes that free world administrations will give them either oil or food in return for not doing it again right away. In the past this has been successful.

This time I believe we should give them an outright cash grant in return for assurances that Chicago will be added to the hit list. They scratch our back, we scratch theirs. I'd also suggest Detroit, but by the time they get there, the city will be indistinguishable from the encroaching great north woods.

1 comment:

Cincinnatus said...

They do Sacramento and I'll give 'em all the free ice cream they can eat.