And all that. It seems the TV producers have changed their minds about using me on their program. The word I'm getting is that they have decided to promote backyard inventors who have produces backyard inventions for the good of humanity.
My experience with this is that it's a sovereign cure for adolescent obesity. What better service to humanity could I produce, at least in this country? I recommend it to every household full of kids in the country, as long as they're located more than 1/2 mile from my house.
Of course it's possible that the producers somehow found out what I actually think of a large part of humanity, which doesn't of course, include any of my readers.
At any rate, they hold out the prospect of going on later if the show progresses, or if they decide that a generous dollop of violence would boost the ratings.