Found these references over at Indy, but they bear repeating. After all, you knew all along that diet soda makes you fat, right? I mean did you ever see a skinny girl drinking one? Now they think they've found the actual reason why.
Point two suggests that while it won't cure Alzhiemers, coffee can stave it off. Or maybe it's just that a dotty old coot talking three times as fast doesn't seem quite so dotty. Or maybe he just runs the blather by you so fast you don't pick up on it. Hmmm. Coffee can also help you get elected?