Spent part of last weekend out doing the springtime brush clearing, and discovered that the squirrels had chewed the bark off of several limbs of my plum tree.
You realize, of course, that this means WAR?
This year we will determine if the pedal air gun can, in fact, launch a squirrel completely over the house. We will also endeavor to determine if the dogs can catch a squirrel launched nearly straight up.
No cute furry creatures will be harmed. Any more than they have coming.
PETA protesters will be welcomed with a bottle of Bleu Cheese Dressing.