It was to be mine! Mine, you hear, untill my unscrupulous partner filed the papers behind my back, took complete credit for all my work, and absconded with my beautiful wife! And here he is, gloating! The bastard!
Vengeance will be mine! My infindibulum is nearly finished, and will give me the power to create small black holes anywhere in the world. Just wait. He'll get one in the lap at an inopportune moment. If my timing's right, my unfaithful wife will be taken care of at the same time.
Bwahahahaha! Fools! I'll destroy them all!(tm)(r)(c)
Video shamelessly lifted from Curmudgeonly and Skeptical.
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