Found this one at Ace of Spades. Summarizes the workings of a legislature in times of dire emergency perfectly, doesn't it?
We need a commission to hold hearings and an inquiry into an investigation of a subcommittee to produce an abstract of a report to verify the possibility that a strongly worded letter to the NY Times should be drafted, in triplicate, and circulated to focus groups for poll testing to make sure that it does not contain language deemed offensive or inappropriate and then submitted for crafting into a non-binding resolution.
Yep. Just what's called for.