As we all know by now, the world ended April 20, 1024 AD. So why are we all still here? Because the paperwork is still in process. As soon as the last PDF-007 form is signed off, it's curtains for the lot of us.
Fortunately the paperwork seems to be in the competent hands of the NYPD Department of Loose Ends so we may well have a bit more time to get the lawn mowed or to get done whatever we had on our various bucket lists.