Saturday, January 18, 2014

Legislative Success! Mission Accomplished

The Colorado legislature, having settled all other problems facing the state, is now down to adjusting bar closing times to reduce the big rush of altercations that happen at 2AM when the bars close now.

The proposed solution is to let them remain open until 7 AM when presumably the glare of the morning sun will drop the belligerent drunks in their tracks. This is not a dumb idea, comparatively speaking. Compared to some of the other ideas coming from the legislature, this one sounds downright Einsteinian.

Write your legislators today and ask to be assured that as soon as this issue is voted on, a motion to adjourn will be entertained.

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