Sunday, March 5, 2017

And The Oscar Goes To...

For best re-re-re-do of an already excessively re-done classic as an action-adventure show, the award goes to Mr. Myloh Mason for his portrayal of the phantom "scream: bogeyman in the commission of multiple bank robberies.

Awards for best supporting actors in this production have not yet been issued but are expected to be of the same magnitude as the 1200 years incarceration given to Mr. Mason.

Talk about an overachiever, Billy Sol Estes, according to the song, only got 999*.

*Various versions of this tune are kicking around. The closest one to the one I remember gives him 3400 years. Who knows.

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