Hill says Bill will be her "Jobs Czar" in her potential administration. Jeez, the jokes just write themselves here don't they?
Bill will be attacking the unemployment problem by opening a national chain with locations in every town with more than 100,000 residents. This will be called "Big Bill's Bootie Bar" and will be pretty much exactly what you've come to expect. Hiring will be done by dragging a Benjamin through the local trailer park with a maximum age limit of 25 and no minimum.
Hill's Attorney General has assured her that nothing that happens there rises to the level of a prosecutable criminal action so we needn't worry about anything. All records will be kept on a server securely located in an undisclosed, gender-neutral bathroom on an unspecified Caribbean island and the hard drive will be wiped every January 1st.
Operational costs will be claimed as business expenses for the Clinton Foundation