Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Mens Health

It now appears that soaking up the sun, drinking red wine, having frequent sex, and eating big juicy steaks is the key to a long and happy life. At least up to the point where you die of a massive coronary while boffing your partner. In any case, it seems like an improvement over kicking the bucket malnourished and unappreciated.

I'd volunteer for the research study, but with my luck, I'd be assigned to the control group.


Brad K. said...

I wonder, does a "Healthy Sex Life" mean sharing life with a (cherished?) partner, or just sharing the sex act with a partner(s)?

I suspect that the sex act counts more as a measure of regard for the partner than as a direct health aid.

And I think engaging with the community and family by raising a child or three, by passing on your values and cultural traditions and life rituals, that you establish an ongoing interest in life and "what comes next". And I bet that disciplined parents make for a healthier household.

Billll said...

There's also a piece that claims that staring at boobs lengthens your life as well.
I've hung up pictures of Jimmie and Billy Carter, but I suspect it just makes it seem like time is passing more slowly.

Darryl said...

Staring at boobs lengths something...