Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Your Tax Bucks At Work

The FBI is visiting gun shops and listening to the customers in an attempt to ferrit out the dangerous ones. They make it abundantly clear who they're looking for:
“If you see some Middle Eastern guy come in, you don’t have to be so worried about that. What we’re really looking for are people talking about being sovereign such as sovereign citizens or people talking about big government,” the agent reportedly stated.
So to avoid suspicion, the new and universal greeting at your friendly local gun shop is now;
"Hi Fred! Durka durka, Muhammed jihad!".

You're welcome.


Gary Johnston said...

Durka durka. Mohammed jihad.

Billll said...

Sorry, fixed it. Arabic is not my first language.

jed said...

I thought it was, "Derka Derka. Muhammed Jihad". Well, transliteration isn't an exact science. Coincidentally, I just watched the movie. Might be the funniest sex scene ever committed to film ... err, bits.

Anonymous said...

According to the Internet Movie Data Base (IMDB), it is spelled "derka", not "durka".

Gary Johnston: Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la.

Terrorist: Ahhh! Derka derka derka!