Monday, March 3, 2014

Return With Us Now

To those thrilling days of yesteryear as scientists announce that they have resurrected a giant virus from 30,000 years ago out of frozen bones found at a Siberian mining operation. This was the age of the mega fauna, the mastodon, the Mammoth, the Saber-toothed Tiger, the Dire Wolf and the dreaded saber tooth retroviruses. Roaming the plains in vast herds infecting and killing the giant woolly amoebas wherever they found them these viruses were the bane of every creatures existence.

Well now they're back. I'm sure we're all doomed. Any day now.

1 comment:

NotClauswitz said...

They're probably resurrect it and mix it in a pro-biotic drink for improved digestion.