Saturday, September 22, 2012

All Kinds Of Boobs

The elected kind, and the friendlier kind.. The Daley Rash is reporting:
NEW YORK – New York City mayor, Michael Bloomberg, announced today that women who choose to forgo the option of an abortion and give birth will be aggressively persuaded to breastfeed their babies. The mayor has ordered hospitals to put baby formula under lock-down and to only provide it after the mother endures a guilt provoking sermon on the advantages of breast feeding. Stopping short of making breastfeeding a law, Bloomberg said he’ll use persuasive methods for several months before imposing prison sentences for mothers who resist his orders to breastfeed. Mayor Bloomberg appeared on the Maury Povich show where he discussed his breastfeeding crusade:
Which is all well and good, but what about the municipal ban on sweetened drinks over 16 oz? If you're over a size D you could be damned if you do and damned if you don't.

The ladies of New York should be protesting, demanding that Bloomie keep his hands off their endowments. 

1 comment:

jed said...

IIRC, dairy is exempted from the big cup ban.