Now this is a perfect exercise in wretched excess:
All I need is a slightly larger version, say a size 2 for rats, and a size 3 for squirrels.
Yes, I know, some of you are thinking "Size 4 for cats" and maybe a full-sized one, baited with hash for hippies. The possibilities are mind-boggling. And shame on all of you for thinking of them.
H.T to Ahab for the video