I learned today that our illustrious Governor has volunteered to take an undetermined number of prisoners from the Gitmo facility. Hopefully he has something in mind besides letting them post bail and move into the projects.
In the spirit of bipartisan helpfulness, and on behalf of my gun club, I volunteer our fraternal organizations auspices to taking as many of the Gitmoans as our president wishes to give us. I assure him that none of these down-trodden cases will be detained any longer than necessary once they are transported to our range site. In fact I promise to give each and every one a 300 yard head start, in any direction, upon release.