Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Free Advice

Over at Right Wing News, Frank J is holding forth with valuable advice for liberals, now that they're in the drivers seat, which they probably will ignore, the ingrates.

* No matter how sure you are that conservatives are evil and just like Nazis, you can't round them up into camps.

Which brings to mind a vision of a conservative being dragged into the re-education camp, screaming "You can't do this to me!" as he and his captors pass under the camp gate, decorated with the motto of the Department of Re-Education: "Yes We Can!".

You get one guess who the secretary of re-education is.

Also, if they're too dumb to figure out what to kiss and when, they probably need a couple years of re-training anyway.

* Blaming Bush for problems is going to be harder the longer it's been since he was in office; you'll eventually have to find a new scapegoat. The Jews tend to be the popular choice.

Based on what I've heard the Arabs have already given the soon-to-be Secretary of State, this may not be as far-fetched as you think. Still, the Jews are a fairly reliable voting bloc for leftists, no matter how much they're persecuted by them.

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