From the commentary on the article at the link. It now appears that the trunks of enough abandoned cars have produced enough heretofore uncounted ballots to give Al 1000 extra votes and put him into the Senate. To quote Joe Stalin: "Those who vote, decide nothing. Those who count votes, decide everything."
Caligula at least sent the whole horse, Minnesota just the back.
Al Franken. Al Franken.
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Remember when Harry Reid pronounced the Iraq war "lost"? Well, he's still at it, only now he's added a civil war in Iraq, Israel, and Lebanon.
When Harry decides we've lost, then by God, we've lost. End of arguement.