Or maybe Scenes we'd Like To See* on the new hit TV series. Based on alternative histories conjured up by celebrities or perhaps ripped straight from the fevered imaginings of fevered imaginers.
Storyboard: Trump and Biden meet as teenagers in high school and take an immediate dislike to each other. Biden picks a fight with Trump, and actually wins. 2 weeks later Trump hires a couple of his own friends from New Jersey with some money and an NDA and Biden is never seen or heard from again.
Like a famous Russian once remarked: Ees loving story weeth happy eending.
*H/T to Mad Magazine for that title