Thursday, July 6, 2017

Grasping At Straws - Paper Or Plastic

If this isn't the signature event marking the jumping of the Shark for the Envirowhackos, I can't quite imaging what would be. It seems the latest and no doubt greatest threat to Mother Gaia is straws, which of course need to be banned.

Next time you hear a greenie wailing about the imminent end of the world, ask him how the straw ban is coming and insist that that, as the greater threat, needs to be dealt with first.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"the signature event marking the jumping of the Shark for the Envirowhackos"
"the straw ban is coming and insist that that, as the greater threat, needs to be dealt with first."


Does this mean that this blog has also jumped the shark, since this is the most important thing that you -- and other rightwingwhackos -- have to complain about?

Merle Morrison said...

Maybe we can make a raft from all those straws and float those useless SOBs away?
Maybe they can duplicate the track of the Kon Tiki?

Merle

PS: I see your adoring fan above wasn't brave enough to sign his love letter......
I wonder why?

Billll said...

Back when I used to work for a living, I noticed that some of my assignments were genuinely earth shaking, and some were pretty trivial.

This place is no different. Sorry, they can't all be nuclear rated. Which is which is left as an exercise for the reader.