The Nobel Peace prize has been awarded to Barak O'Bama for his splendid and noteworthy accomplishments in,..... something, I'm sure.
He now joins:
Jimmie Carter, who brought about the current regieme in Iran,
Yassir Arafat, who brought great organization to the business of killing Jews,
Al Gore, who continues his efforts to cripple the worlds economies while becoming rich.
The Ig-Nobel committee obviously needs to amend their awards to include something special for the Nobel board. A feat of this magnitude deserves some sort of special recognition. Very special.
Short bus special.