Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Easter Eggs Found In Relief Bill

Congressional staffers tasked with reading the relief bill recently signed by President trump have found 2 line items that seemingly got by everyone while the bill was being passed from the House to the Senate.

The first item, found about 2/3 of the way through the 1000+ page bill, is a presidential order firing VP Pence and replacing him with Hillary Clinton.

The second item, about 20 line items further down, is the presidents official notice of resignation.


Sailorcurt said...

Happy April Fool's day.

Merle said...

good one!!!