Tuesday, January 27, 2015


The civilization-ending blizzard scheduled for New York has been downgraded from 3 feet to 6 inches.

I was so looking forward to reports of stranded New Yorkers reduced to eating their family pets.

Of course a toy poodle in upper Manhattan won't sustain you as long as a Pit Bull over in Brooklyn...


Merle said...

Weathermen & politicians have a lot in common - if their lips are moving odds are they are lying!


Billll said...

In the weatherman's case though it's just because he guessed wrong.