Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Public Health Action

Rep Jerry Nadler is claiming that restricting foreign travel will not help the public health. Who knows, he may be right. I, after all am not a doctor. Let me suggest this then:

President Trump should appoint a blue ribbon congressional committee to investigate this. Consisting of Jerry Nadler, Schiff, Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumer, and probably a few others whose names escape me at the moment, this august committee should immediately embark on a European tour to investigate the effect of travel restrictions on the spread of the Kung Flu. Destinations should include Milan, Italy and Tehran, Iran, and possibly others if anyone proves willing to let the tour plane land.

The committee should meet with government officials to hear their take on the pandemic, and of course some of the victims to confirm that they are being well cared for.

Upon return to Area 53, an even less well known spot in Nevada, the entourage will be quarantined for 45 days, and the plane burned and buried. While in quarantine, a report will be prepared describing the findings, and blaming everything on the President.

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