Some of the better conversation starters:
Eliciting a canned response:
He demonstrated this to me at a party by interrupting a couple of liberals talking, and announcing to them:Or citing statistics, 48.7% of which are made up on the spot:
"You know, based on current statistics, in ten years, the entire state of California will be homeless."
"Right! I know!" came the response.
"Studies have proven that if you have a gun in your house, you are more in danger of being struck by lightning than being bitten by a rattlesnake. Think about it."Lots more at the link. BTW, this is a year old post, recycled. There might eventually be an update to this to account for Trumps electoral win. Here's hoping.