Big Breasts

Yeah, that'll bring in the hits. Anyway Australia is setting minimum standards for women working in the porn industry. They're proposing a minimum breast size, below which a woman would be denied a job. Several women I know have suggested that a variation on this already exists in the general job market in which if multiple women apply for the same job, the nod goes to the one with the best rack.

This is not new.

Wannabe bride: "I'd like a marriage license, please."
Clerk: "O.K. but you'll have to fill out your form first."
Wannabe Bride, now nearly in tears:" But my boyfriend likes it just the way it is!"

When I first heard this, I lived in the south. I assumed the story was from Arkansas, where 10-year-old brides weren't that uncommon, although it was discouraged. Good girls waited until they were at least 13.