Sen Michael Bennett plans to leave politics this November, but he wants to be absolutely sure that his campaign fund money will be completely wasted. To that end, he has decided to commit political suicide.
In town today to campaign for Sen Bennett, was president O'Bama, whose current record, campaigning in support of people is 0-3, having lost in S. Carolina, New Jersey, and Massachusetts. This mans endorsement is the kiss of death.
To secure the opinion everybody has of him, the Denver visit was timed so that the main arteries through town were shut down just at the peak of rush hour, so that SUV-1 could get to the airport on time.