Sunday, April 3, 2011

Science Marches Onward

Scientists claim they will soon be able to modify cows to produce breast milk.

Uh, isn't that what is is already? Oh wait, they mean Human breast milk.

Questions have been raised as to how exactly this might affect the cows.

(Visualizing a heard of cows who now resemble Dolly Parton in at least one location.)

(Visualizing some English scientists holding flasks of milk, laughing maniacally; Bwahahaha!)

The lonely lives of scientists, I guess.

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