Uber Cool Nerd King

You can't really claim the title unless you have one of these:

Heck, I thought the video toaster was much the same thing. Gee, just put a small packet of jelly in your leather laptop case, and get a flash drive with a knife blade on one end (Hey! That's a GOOD idea), and you're ready to fend off starvation while you work.

Details on this techno-wonder are here.