Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Conspiracy!

I love a good conspiracy theory and the more elaborate the better.

A number of places are now reporting that Bin Ladin's body was not buried at sea, but was brought back to the U.S. This would be handy to trot out if the other conspiracy theorists began suggesting that he wasn't actually dead to inspire his followers.

So where do you store dead terrorists?

You know that life-sized wax figure at Madame Tussauds?

It ain't wax.

3 comments:

Brad K. said...

But, what if that Quaran burning just last week was really cremating Bin Laden, and the Quran was a matter of respect, letting him hold the book?

Billll said...

Think of the lives that could have been saved had you been working in the Army's PR department.

Cincinnatus said...

They are all just quoting from a leaked email from a Stratfor exec.

He did not know, he was just making it up.