Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Cops Make It Up As They Go Along

Court says that's fine. In Ohio anyway, you were going as fast as the cop says he thought you were going, no independent verification required.

Somebody notify Governor Strickland: To balance your states budget, simply mail a speeding ticket to every licensed driver in the state, say 10 over the limit, or whatever will bring in the required bucks. They can't contest it.

Show them what a swell fellow you are by giving them a kiss while slipping them the Kielbasa: No points off your license since it was an undocumented infraction.

2% of all revenues raised should be sent to me for the intellectual property use.

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