Sex in the City

Whilst hanging about with my homies at the range today, we put our collective heads together and figured out how to get husbands and S.O.s to take their ladies to the otherwise too-chic(k)-to-be-seen-at woofer of a flick: Place it at multiplexes, and insure that the theater across the hall is showing a Best of Benny Hill compilation. Going to a movie together doesn't necessarily mean sitting together, now does it?