Here's a trigger warning from Perry de Havilland
Moving right along, we have a PSA regarding children and weapons:
Cold rain falling all day today. Projected to go on all day today and on to tomorrow evening.
Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son?
And where have you been my darling young one?"
I went to the gun show to do me some shopping
I found powder and primers and rifles and pistols,
I talked politics and sold NRA members
I looked at some clothing and do-dads and gee-gaws
And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard
It's a hard rain a-gonna fall"
And sure enough, it fell all day.
*What? You say that's NOT a dressed up Mossberg Plinkster?