White Academic Elite Goes On Rampage

Speaking with the same degree of authority as Brian Ross:

White academician J. Holmes, disappointed at not being named to the Obama Cabinet or at least head of the ATF went on a shooting spree in a crowded theater, demonstrating his flexibility in the interpretation of the phrase "fire in a crowded theater".

Word leaking out is that he's a recent immigrant from California, which should lead to pressure on the legislature here to tighten up our border controls.

The howls for increased gun control came so rapidly that one wonders if the Brady Bunch didn't have advance knowledge of the atrocity and was using it as part of an orchestrated effort to move their stalled agenda. Come on Jpete, what did you know, and when did you know it?

Meantime it has been reported that Mr. Holmes had help. So far no comment on this from Mr Holder, who may have supplied the firearms, or Mr Obama, who facilitated his movements.

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