Obama Calls For Return Of Assault Weapons Ban

Return with us now to those thrilling days of the Clinton administration when the Assault weapons ban, coupled with Hillarycare cost the president both houses of congress for the remainder of his term.

Of course the moderating influence of the Republican congress, coupled with Clintons pragmatism and the Republican penchant for picking candidates so boring the base has a hard time getting out of bed to vote for them got the Slickster another term.