Monday, July 20, 2015

Rollin' With The Times

From todays Mallard Fillmore:
No sweat bubba. Here at Billlls catering we will provide Steak and Jack for the one from Texas, Mutton and fruit juice for the one from Syria, Lentils and Evian for the one from California, and a fresh bale of hay for the one from the pasture.

3 comments:

Merle Morrison said...

They keep their goats in a pasture now? :)

Merle

Billll said...

Around here it's a popular thing to do to go about 10 miles out of town and buy 10-40 acres which can be had at a reasonable rate, and put a house on it. To keep the agricultural zoning intact which saves a bunch of money, the residents will keep a flock of sheep or goats which they rotate between them long enough to lay down a visible layer of poop.

For people of certain inclinations this must be like having the Miss Alfalfa pageant rotate through their homestead twice a year.

Merle Morrison said...

How interesting!

Merle