Conspiracy!

I love a good conspiracy theory and the more elaborate the better.

A number of places are now reporting that Bin Ladin's body was not buried at sea, but was brought back to the U.S. This would be handy to trot out if the other conspiracy theorists began suggesting that he wasn't actually dead to inspire his followers.

So where do you store dead terrorists?

You know that life-sized wax figure at Madame Tussauds?

It ain't wax.