Nukes

The Huffington Pest reports that a terrorist-built nuclear device detonated in front of the White House, would leave the greater part of D.C. intact, including the capitol building where calls for nuke control would be heard amid the clatter of workmen replacing broken windows.

Normally I'm opposed to terrorist types sporting nukes, but if they want to improve their image with the rest of America, may I suggest a slightly larger yield, or as we gunnies put it: Bring Enough Nuke.