Breitbart

The death of Andrew Breitbart has sparked a great deal of controversy with some noting the impending release of a video damaging to the president as evidence of an assassination. This is, of course, nonsense.

The L.A. coroner's office assures us that per standing policy, if you have fewer than 3 bullets in your body, or if your radiation rate is less than a standard mount, then your death is unarguably "natural causes". So there.

On the left, the celebration is now projected to run over a week, which makes perfect sense. When the man with the flashlight goes away, the roaches celebrate.