Beer Summit Contest

Instead of having to drink beer with a would-be 3rd world dictator, you can have a shot (!) at a drink with none other than Mitch McConnell.

McConnell has a tumblr — yes, he has a tumblr — called ObamaDrink. Send in a picture of yourself sharing drinks with an empty chair, and be entered to win drinks with a chair filled with Mitch McConnell.

See how many drinks it takes before it seems like a good idea to make espousing Socialism in any form a hanging offense .Public hanging. With beer sales.

O.K. maybe that's a bit overboard. Flogging maybe?

H/T to Colorados best known drinker.