Tactical Underwear

Everything's tactical nowadays. Tactical being defined as "black and expensive", so here's something tactical for you ladies: Tactical Underwear:
Note how well the lightweight carbon-fiber, and no doubt impact-resistant garments go with the uber-tactical AR-pattern rifle, chambered in distinctly non-tactical .22LR, but fitted with a matching carbon-fiber tactical suppressor.

Besides, I haven't put up any cheesecake here in a good long while.