Medicinal Alcohol

Isn't it all? It says here that alcohol actually improves your ability to learn and remember things. I, for example, remember clearly when I learned that Tequila was in fact a dangerous hallucinogen that probably ought to be banned from the face of the earth.

O.K. there's a string of weasel-worded caveats attached to this, but further research seems to be indicated.

Oh and if you remember what it was we were studying, please remind me in the comments.