Gun Fun

It has been speculated that the pea shooter pictured a few posts down might be dangerous enough to be banned in California. Well, speculate no more, it is:

12582. Any person who knowingly manufactures, sells, offers for
sale, possesses, or uses a blowgun or blowgun ammunition in this
state is guilty of a misdemeanor.

12580. "Blowgun," as used in this article, means a hollow tube
designed and intended to be used as a tube through which a dart is
propelled by the force of the breath of the user.

So, for all you Californians, the next time you're in a Dennys or something like it, and you order the club sandwich and a Coke, if you pull the extra-long toothpick with the frou-frou decoration on it out of the sandwich and put it into your large-diameter straw, you are then ready to hold the whole restaurant hostage.

So will they ban Coke, large-bore straws, or club sandwiches first?