Don't worry, Mon

Be happy, mon, have a drink and get back to enjoying life. Booze is Gods way of telling us he wants us to be happy. Just be careful not to OD on the stuff, even if you are an Orthodox Viking.

What’s an Orthodox Viking you ask?

We believe that everything is OK as long as you do it to excess.

Anything worth doing is worth over-doing.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting again. And again. And maybe again.

Stuff like that.