Friday, March 13, 2020

C-virus and Social Media

Friend of mine sent me this note:
B. W. Carlin (@BaileyCarlin) tweeted at 11:00 AM on Thu, Mar 12, 2020:
I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”
Sure, kids. Look here, I have it from an unimpeachable source who wishes to remain anonymous, that the Chinese have discovered, by experimenting on Uighur prisoners, that a complete blood replacement from middle school age kids into a boomer will render the boomer immune from the C-virus. This requires 3 MS age donors for each boomer treated. The MS-age donors blood is replaced with blood removed from the boomer being treated. The donors susceptibility goes up 3X post treatment, but since it was small to begin with, the increase is effectively not noticeable.

1 comment:

Merle said...

If only...... :)