Saturday, August 3, 2013

Timing Is Everything

Heard on the radio just now:

D.J.: And now this...(Opening bars of "Don't Fear The Reaper"...

BZZT>>>BZZZT>BZZZT This is the National weather service. A tornado warning is issued for central Elbert county. Should an actual tornado touch down, extensive damage would occur to mobile homes, vehicles, etc, take cover immediately!

BZZT>>>BZZZT>BZZZT  Flash flood warnings are in effect for central Weld county. Torrential rains have been reported in several locations. Several roads are reported under water. Use caution!

BZZT>>>BZZZT>BZZZT

Resumes playing  "Don't Fear The Reaper".


The NWS really knows how to make a weather alert edgy don't they?

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