Saturday, September 3, 2011

Nothing To See Here, Move Along Now

Big Sister is reporting that all is well, nothing is amiss, and we should go about business as usual.
"While there is no specific or credible intelligence that al Qaeda or its affiliates are plotting attacks in the United States to coincide with the 10 year anniversary of 9/11, we remain at a heightened state of vigilance and security measures are in place to detect and prevent plots against the United States should they emerge," Napolitano said in a statement.
Keep in mind that according to Big Sis, the average terrorist is an attractive white person, fashionably dressed between the ages of 30 and 50 who speaks English with no regional accent. If you know of anyone working in the front office of your company who fits this description, call DHS now.

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