In case you haven't noticed, the prez wants to get re-elected. Unfortunately for him, a lot of people would just as soon this didn't happen.
Toward the goal of re-election, the DNC has put up a page called AttackWatch.com at which you can report your friends, neighbors and acquaintances for the crimes of dissing the vacationer in chief.
Nice try, but generally poorly received. Here's a spoof video that pretty much sums it up.
H/T to the Grouchy Old Cripple for this one.